incendiarism: why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense
hulkgoesrawr: caycullen: pocket-sebastian: ohgodwhatamidoing: thetriplesthreat: chrishemsworth: vipvictor: Iron Man 2 - Alternate Opening (HILARIOUS!) I just had to reblog this! Y’know at the very beginning, I was truly scared when i heard his crying and gasping and “I’m not gonna make it”s. But then It showed Tony dying from a hangover and I was like: I really wish this was...
one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people
I wish I could find the Derp to my Glowpinkstah
glowpinkstah: thatgirlnamedleslie: They’re just so cute together… I WANT THAT TOO!! Aww :]
interwar: if by the age of 40 I don’t have a bookcase that hides a secret passageway somebody needs to find me and stare deep into my soulless eyes and ask me what I’m doing with my life
shorm: agoddamnlemonwhore: forever-a-trenchcoat: actuallybatman: iphone420: How does it make you feel to know your left hand has never touched your left elbow and your right hand has never touched your right elbow even though i know it wont work, i’m now sitting here trying to touch my elbows and i look like this #suddenly im a velociraptor And in that moment I swear we were all...
brachiosaurs: freeyourmindtherestwillfollow: I’m supposed to wait until 2015 for the second Avengers? I can barely wait two minutes for my food to be ready in the microwave and they expect me to wait three years? What is this? Suddenly the Sherlock Fandom found an equal.
skyoflight: liiteri: acquired: ability to read smut with a blank expression still searching: ability to read fluff without contorting my face into a Picasso painting of feelings.
thewisepickle: why are girls like “oh it’s december i need a boyfriend to keep me warm” no you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people
victims of legitimate murder rarely die. from what...