guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person.
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag.
letmesayiloveyou: i have a lot of clothes for someone who basically wears the same three outfits over and over again
dorksofallsorts: Starring Martin Freeman as the poor beleaguered bloke who got dragged into this crazy motherfucking adventure by someone WAY weirder than him and goddamn all he wants is some tea. - Every Movie Ever
I wanna know what people assume about me because... →
Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.
rhapsodyintardisblue: Announcement to anyone who ever wrote or is going to write a YA book. YOU DO NOT NEED A LOVE TRIANGLE TO MAKE YOUR BOOK INTERESTING. #same goes for shows aimed at young people
heavenlyhellos: Plot twist: Meryl Streep wins the gold in all of the Olympic events
england: and here's a harry potter tribute to remind you all that this is why we're better than you
willow smith is 11, has half her head shaved, a tongue ring and is openly bi-sexual i think someone needs to go live with their aunt and uncle in bel air
wingaardiumlevi0sa: there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world. out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me.
plot twist: the queen locks everyone in the stadium and shouts “happy hunger games”